Should You Move To Canada?

Do you enjoy real maple syrup?


Yes. Of course. Who doesn’t?

Did you know that Canada has a global strategic maple syrup reserve?

Well, they do! The reserve was established to ensure a steady and continuous supply in the event that something happens to maple trees. If you like maple syrup, you’ll probably love Canada!

Do you knowingly commit crimes on a regular basis?


✓ No! I’m no criminal ?

In Canada, police departments give out ‘positive tickets’ to thank people for doing good.

The idea came from Ward Clapham, a 28-year retired veteran of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. He envisioned a world in which police officers rewarded the good in people, rather than just looking for the bad.

How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?


I love it. ?

Canadians invented Hawaiian pizza!

The first Hawaiian pizza was cooked in 1960 by Sam Panopoulos at the Family Circle Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario. If you’ve always yearned to be closer to the roots of Hawaiian pizza, Canada is the place for you.

Really though, going to a bar and grabbing a drink is always nice, right?


Yep! Always up for grabbing a cold one ?

Drinking is great, and George Street in St. John’s has the most bars and pubs per square foot of any street in North America.

Over 120,000 people visit the two block stretch of road in Newfoundland during an annual celebration called the George Street Festival. Move to Canada! Get drunk!

Do you think dairy cows should be given dangerous growth hormones?


No! That stuff will kill you. ?!

Canada doesn’t allow growth hormones to be used on cows

In Canada, growth hormones used to stimulate milk production are not allowed for sale or permitted for use. To maximize milk production, farmers in Canada just make sure that their cows are healthy and well-nourished. If you like your dairy products to be better for you, head to Canada.

Have you ever thought about how great being a Jedi would be?


Of course. I’ve wanted to be a Jedi since I first saw Star Wars. ?

Jedi is an official, state-sanctioned church in Canada

It’s true! Jedism is officially recognized as a nonprofit religious organization in Canada. There’s no place on Earth where you can feel closer to The Force.

Do you think Lay’s should be more adventurous in their flavor choices?


✓ Yes. I’m always up for interesting new chip flavours. ?

Canada has Lay’s flavors you’ve only ever dreamed about

Here are some flavors available in Canada: Ketchup, Dill Pickle, Fries n’ Gravy, Roast Chicken, and Smokey Bacon.

How do you feel about those chocolate Kinder Surprise eggs?


✓ They’re great! Love those little toys inside. ?

Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada

Maybe it’s because Canadian babies are just smarter and less prone to choking on toys, or maybe it’s because Canada is a magical place where food always comes with toys and other fun surprises inside. Either way, if you’re looking for Kinder Surprise eggs, look no further than Canada

Do you think it’s better to be intelligent or unintelligent?


Intelligent, for sure. Smart people are great. ?

Canada is the most educated country in the world

According to NBC News, Canada is the most educated country in the world. 51% of the population has received tertiary education.

How do you feel about rats?


They’re cute, but they’re vermin.

The province of Alberta is entirely rat free

Thanks to strict policies and efficient pest control, border patrol agents have managed to eliminate wild rats from the province of Alberta. The only place you can find them is in zoos. If you’re sick of rats in your house, move to Alberta!

When you do something wrong or act impolitely, what do you do?


Apologize profusely. ?

Canadians love to apologize

In fact, Canadians apologize so much, that in some areas, saying you’re sorry is not a legal admission of guilt

What percentage of something do you prefer to be As?


50% ?

Canada is 50% As!

You belong in Canada. Just move here already !

Results: You should move to Canada!

You must be convinced by now. Look at how great Canada is! Did you even read all that awesome stuff up there? That’s just the tip of the iceberg. (Canada also has icebergs.)

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